What did the balloon say to the needle?
Hello, buster.

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.

What did the chick say when his mom laid an orange?
See the orange marmalade.

What did one strawberry say to the other?
If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam.

What did one eye say to the other?
There’s something between us that smells.

What did one banana say to the other?
You’re appealing.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you tomorrow.

What did the colt say when he cleared his throat?
I’m a little hoarse.