Mama! Matt took the last cookie!
So? You were about to take it yourself.
You should at least give me half.
OK. You can have the half I’m chewing.
Mama! Matt’s being gross!
I’d like to read something that Jesus said: “A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you.”*
That’s a hard commandment.
Actually, our lives are a lot easier when we keep it.
All right, I’m sorry I didn’t share.
You should be.
OK! I would have taken the last cookie myself, and I’m sorry I got mad.
It’s all right. I’d have been mad, too.