Mandy: In my Book of Mormon Jesus is blessing the Nephite children.
Matt: Yeah? Well, in mine Captain Moroni is fighting a war.
Mandy: No he isn’t. Your book is closed.
Matt: So what? He’s still fighting inside.
Mandy: Prove it!
Matt: Let’s see, it’s … right here!
Mandy: Well, of course. Because now your book’s open. Closed books don’t do any good.
Matt: OK, I get it.
Mandy: Come on. Sit down and read with me.