What belongs to you but is used more by everybody else?
Where can you order cows?
In a cattlelog.
Did you hear the joke about the bed?
Sorry, it hasn’t been made yet.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go ahead and I’ll hang around.
Well, you don’t have to cry about it.
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
She was feeling crumby.