Illustrated by Ryan Stoker
“Welcome to the area, Elder. Feel free to choose any bike you like, as long as it’s this one.”

Illustrated by Randy Glasbergen
“Rick is walking east at 3 mph and Tanya is walking west at 2.5 mph. If Rick decides to ask Tanya for a date and increases his speed to 4 mph, how long will it take him to chicken out and run the other way?”

Illustrated by Val Chadwick Bagley
“How romantic. … Weldon just text-messaged me a marriage proposal.”
“Never let a giraffe borrow your turtleneck sweater.”