[illustrations] Illustrated by Val Chadwick Bagley “Mom said that because you’re in the bishopric you ‘sit on the stand.’ … How do you sit when you stand?” “I guess I shouldn’t have put the elephants, rhinos, and hippos all together.”

[illustration] Illustrated by Ryan Stoker “A-HA!”

[illustration] Illustrated by Randy Glasbergen “My dad says you can’t come in. Last time your little hearts left red stains all over the ceiling.”