Illustrated by Ryan Stoker
“Jeffy! You need to get out and get some exercise!”
“But Mom! I’ve been playing basketball all morning!”
“Nintendo doesn’t count!”
“Oh.”

Illustrated by Ryan Stoker
“So, what happens if I don’t get you home by midnight?”
“My dad turns back into the bishop!”

Illustrated by Randy Glasbergen
“My dad got me this for my birthday. It’s a compass that always points to the lawn mower.”

Illustrated by Val Chadwick Bagley
“Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! We’re making you breakfast in bed!”