[illustration] Illustrated by Ryan Stoker “Jeffy! You need to get out and get some exercise!” “But Mom! I’ve been playing basketball all morning!” “Nintendo doesn’t count!” “Oh.”

[illustration] Illustrated by Ryan Stoker “So, what happens if I don’t get you home by midnight?” “My dad turns back into the bishop!”

[illustration] Illustrated by Randy Glasbergen “My dad got me this for my birthday. It’s a compass that always points to the lawn mower.”

[illustration] Illustrated by Val Chadwick Bagley “Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! We’re making you breakfast in bed!”