[illustrations] Illustrated by Ryan Stoker There! It took three hours, but the house is entirely clean! I’m sorry—you’ll all have to find someplace else to live!

[illustration] Illustrated by Randy Glasbergen “Remember, if at first you don’t succeed … ask Mom to do it.”

[illustration] Illustrated by Jon Clark “I better head home … I left my parents on the computer all by themselves.”

[illustration] Illustrated by Val Chadwick Bagley “Yes, we’re Latter-day Saints. How did you know?”