“Tommy! Would it kill you to pick up some clothes around here?!”

“I don’t want to chance it, Mom.”

Ryan Stoker

“The rabbit goes around the tree, then through the … Drat! Somebody find a Scout manual, and the rest of you untie me.”

Arie Van De Graaff

“You’re new, Elder, and I like your enthusiasm. But you don’t need to wear a tie with your pajamas.”

Rick Goldsberry

“If dating were a merit badge, he’d have his Eagle by now.”

Val Chadwick Bagley