“Do as I’m doing; follow, follow me. Do as I’m doing, follow, follow me …”

“I can tie it high or low, I can tie it fast or slooow …”

“Dad! The music doesn’t help.”

“I’m sorry, did you want me to get your little sister to show you how to tie a necktie for you?”

Ryan Stoker

“I’m getting a JF008-MP3 error code: Computer cannot import your father’s music because it’s just too awful.”

Randy Glasbergen

“Can I get on a calling plan where you only charge me for intelligent conversation?”

Jon Clark

“Thou shalt not steal.”

Val Chadwick Bagley