“I couldn’t do my homework because my computer has a virus—and so do all my pencils and pens.”

Randy Glasbergen

“Whoa! Now that’s an Eagle Scout project.”

Ryan Stoker

“What’s the matter, Son?”

“I got a C- on my history report!”

“Jonathan! How can that be? You always do so well in history!”

“Yeah! And this time I even helped you write it!”

“Hmmm—suddenly this is starting to make sense. …”

Ryan Stoker

“Dad says I need to plan for the future. Where’s next week’s TV Guide?

Randy Glasbergen

“Speaking of ‘catch and release,’ I’ve been meaning to talk to you about your dating habits, Son.”

Val Chadwick Bagley