Dad! I need a new cell phone!
What’s wrong with that one?
First of all, this color is out, there’s no camera, and I’m sick of all the games on it!
We bought that for you three weeks ago!!!!!
I know! It’s ancient!
“They put me in the slow class at school because I have dial-up Internet service”
“Okay, I get the rock part, but what are paper and sissors?”
Val Chadwick Bagley