“It’s your fault, Daddy! You’re six-foot-five, 300 pounds, a black belt, a bishop, and a dentist! What boy is going to be brave enough to ask me out?!”

Ryan Stoker

“You really didn’t have to provide a resumé when you asked me for a date.”

Arie Van De Graaff

“How do I talk to girls?”

Val Chadwick Bagley

“XOXOXOXOXO … I thought this was a LOVE NOTE, not your bowling score.”

Val Chadwick Bagley