“I wish they’d stop coming to our youth dances!”

Ryan Stoker

“Look at this gaggle of Sunbeams.”

“Actually, it’s a gaggle of CTRs, a herd of Valiants, and a swarm of Sunbeams.”

Arie Van De Graaff

“I was lying on the floor watching TV and my mom accidentally sucked the test answers out of my head while she was vacuuming.”

Randy Glasbergen

“Text messaging is getting way out of hand.”

“I agree.”

Val Chadwick Bagley