“Happy Mother’s Day! We got you a half box of chocolates!”

Ryan Stoker

“Yes, this will be useful to you later in life.”

Randy Glasbergen

“There! We’ve pulled up all your vegetable starts and trampled your flower garden. Anything else we can do for you before we go, Sister Thompson?”

Kevin Beckstrom

“I’d like to speak on the distractions of the worl … hold on. I’m getting a text message.”

Val Chadwick Bagley