“OK, Brian—I know we should date in groups, but this is ridiculous!”

Ryan Stoker

Why do they keep saying the new missionary is green?

I think maybe he recycles!

Kevin Beckstrom

“So, do you have any questions about your new calling as deacons quorum secretary?”

“Just one. Does this mean I get gifts on secretary’s day?”

Arie Van De Graaff

“Do you sell maps? Because I’m lost in your eyes!”

Val Chadwick Bagley