“I don’t know all Ten Commandments. The only ones I remember are ‘settle down,’ ‘act your age,’ and ‘take that out of your mouth.’”

Randy Glasbergen

“I don’t see how they keep doing it! Waking them up for early-morning seminary leaves me exhausted.”

Kevin Beckstrom

“Dude, you should ask her to dance.”

“Can’t … I don’t have her number.

Jeremy Edis

Wow! This new Liahona-GPS system is great!

Family ready to be baptized will be on your right in … 2.3 miles. …

Ryan Stoker