“OH! WAIT! Ma’am? That wasn’t a Book of Mormon I gave you—it was my journal!”

Ryan Stoker

“Well, now look where we are. You don’t know how to use that compass, do you?”

Rick + Ryan Goldsberry

“I tried computer dating, but my computer says it wants to be just friends.”

Randy Glasbergen

“Actually, ‘Mary Had a Little Lamb’ isn’t in the hymnbook.”

Arie Van de Graaff