“Wow! Goblins, ghosts, monsters—what’s the scariest thing you’ve ever seen, Dad?”
“My 16-year-old son asking for my car keys!”
“Mount Rushmore cost taxpayers millions of dollars. If it were up to me, I would have made their faces into Pez dispensers instead.”
King Lamoni ponders a recent acquaintance.
“That Ammon is a rather disarming fellow …
“I’m going to feed the giraffes.”
Val Chadwick Bagley