“OK, Brian—I know we should date in groups, but this is ridiculous!”
Why do they keep saying the new missionary is green?
I think maybe he recycles!
“So, do you have any questions about your new calling as deacons quorum secretary?”
“Just one. Does this mean I get gifts on secretary’s day?”
Arie Van De Graaff
“Do you sell maps? Because I’m lost in your eyes!”
Val Chadwick Bagley
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