Short Ribs
    Footnotes

    “Short Ribs,” Friend, July 1993, 26

    Short Ribs

    Hello from Siberia: “Have an ice day!”

    Water beds: what fish sleep in.

    Craziest vegetable: peanut.

    Cowardly match: “Please don’t strike me!”

    Rabbit’s theme song: “Hoppy Days Are Here Again.”

    Bored? Watch the soup and salad bowl.

    Shoe to a foot: “You’re putting me on!”

    Did you hear what happened to the dirty coat? It was taken to the cleaners.